Good idea #2: Sleep on the floor next to your bed. It's so much more comfortable than your bed that is literally a few inches away.
Good idea #3: Ride Winnie like a horse. Luckily, Winnie is very tolerant. She's actually licking Marie in this picture. The poor dog takes so much abuse.
Good idea #4: Wear underwear on your head. Oh, while you are at it, cover your eyes. Don't worry, you won't fall and get hurt.