Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Chloe's Obscene Bottle

So Chloe is a boobie milk addict. She wants a lot, and she wants it all the time. That child won't even eat cereal, and she's 8 months old. She just wants boobie milk from the source; she's not happy with a bottle.

Well, Liane needed to have my dad and Alice watch Chloe for a day and night so Chloe had to take a bottle or starve. Liane decided to invest in a bottle that's shaped like a breast (pictured above).
She said my dad was very confused by the thing. It's all soft, and you have to fill it from underneath with a cover on the nipple. If you don't, the boobie shoots out all over you.

Alice later reported to me that the bottle was obscene. She said it was a little creepy, but that Kibby asked if he could get a couple of them in a double D to drink his diet cokes out of. Too funny!

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