Get my butt kicked at Penny's

Here is an e-mail that Kibby sent me yesterday:

"A friend of Graeme's (Kibby's sister) was 8 months pregnant and started mouthing off to a girl that worked at the counter at JC Pennny's. The girl jumped the counter, tackled her, and started punching her. She sued Pennys and got 200k which she bought a house with. I figure if you got your ass beat at a Penny's with triplets you could get 600k and fix your house issues.

So my advice for your new family is to go and start some shit at Penny's. Do it for the kids."

I thought it was hilarious so I had to post it. I told Kibby that I like his "out of the box" thinking.